How saucy are you? Test

Take the How Saucy Are You? Test to measure how much control you have over your relationship with alcohol.

BUY BOOK

What type of drinker are you?

Everyone is different when it comes to alcohol. Each of us has our own special relationship with booze.

• An occasional drinker – those who like a wee dram, a tiny tot or a naughty nip, not very often and on your terms.
• A heavy drinker – those who feel the need for a lunchtime snifter, a daily bracer or a crafty half that becomes a dirty dozen; you have become the lush on the lash.
• Or are you somewhere in the middle? – you are in control, well, at least you believe you are. The closest you’ll get to a six-pack is in the off-licence.

The How Saucy Are You Test? measures how potentially ‘out of control’ your relationship is with alcohol and gives you a score between 0 and 100%.

HOW SAUCY ARE YOU? TEST: CLASSIFICATION

Zero is teetotal – you don’t drink. Anything over 60% means you are in the danger zone and need to take a serious look at your relationship with drinking as it could be massively affecting your health.

Alcohol can make us deluded. You might think you are in control of your drinking when the reality is that you are on the brink of it developing into a serious health problem.

By gaining a better understanding of how you see your relationship with alcohol and comparing this to how friends or family see it, you can gain real insight into whether you have a problem, or potential problem, with the sauce.

For the best insight, compare the score you give yourself with the score friends or family members give you.

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